Evil Genius helpdesk humour
"We care a lot"
Updated 4 October

Hello, who am I?

Operator: "Who am I speaking with?"

Customer: "Yes."

Operator: "Sorry, who is this?"

Customer: "Yes."

Operator: "'Yes' is your name?"

Customer: "What? Oh, I didn't understand the question."

Operator: "Okay. What's your name?"

Customer: "Yes."

Slip of the tongue

Operator: "That ping command will bounce a packet of data off our server four times, and show you the results on the screen. Can you read out what it says?"

Customer: "Uh... it starts with... 'pinging with 32 bytes of dates'..."

Good thing it wasn't coconuts. There's no faster way to crash a server.
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