Evil Genius
helpdesk humour
"We care a lot" |
Updated 4 October |
Hello, who am I? Operator: "Who am I speaking with?" Customer: "Yes." Operator: "Sorry, who is this?" Customer: "Yes." Operator: "'Yes' is your name?" Customer: "What? Oh, I didn't understand the question." Operator: "Okay. What's your name?" Customer: "Yes." |
Slip of the tongue Operator: "That ping command will bounce a packet of data off our server four times, and show you the results on the screen. Can you read out what it says?" |
Good thing it wasn't coconuts. There's no faster way to crash a server. |
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